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One day when I was
chillin' in Kentucky
Fried Chicken
Just mindin'
my business
eatin' food and
finger lickin'
This dude walked
in lookin' strange
and kind of funny
Went up to the front
with a menu and
his money
He didn't walk
straight
kind of side to side
He asked this
old lady
Yo um is this
Kentucky Fried
The lady said Yeah
smiled and
he smiled back
He gave a quarter
and his order
small fries
Big Mac
You be illin'
illin'
won a ticket
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
you won a ticket
to see Doctor J
Front row seat
in free No pay
Radio in hand
snacks by feet
Game's about
to start
you kickin' popcorn
to the beat
You finally wake up
Doc's gone to town
Round his back
through the hoop
then you scream
Touchdown
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
The other day
around the way
I seen you illin'
at a party
Drunk as skunk
you illin' punk and
in your left hand
was Bacardi
You went up to
this fly girl
and said
Yo yo can I get
this dance
She smelt your
breath and then
She left you standin'
in your illin' stance
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
illin'
You be illin'
For Dinner
you ate it
there is none left
It was salty
with butter
and it was def
You proceeded
to eat it
cos you was
in the mood
But holmes you
did not read it
was a can of dog food
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yo
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